An oldie but a goodie....

font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A friend of mine was posting "Funny Tidbits" about her kids and things that they say.  Well that got me thinking about funny things that my kids have said or done and there is one that always comes back to me and makes me laugh, so I thought I would share. When Austin was in the 2nd grade his teacher changed the seating chart and sat him next to this girl named Theresa.  He was really upset about it because the kids in his class were teasing him, they were saying that Theresa was his girlfriend.  He came home from school and told me how much this bothered him.  I tried to make him feel better and told him it wasn't a big deal and that just becuase he sat next to somebody that didn't mean that was his girlfriend.  I gave him an example and said "well, if Brian was sitting next to you, would that mean that he was your boyfriend?".  He looked at me and his eyes got real wide and he said      "I'M NOT A LESBIAN!!"  Oh my goodness, I thought I was going to die laughing!!